Stress Banana
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Free delivery until 5pm on Wednesday 11th November! Orders made before 3:30pm will be shipped today.
The Stress Banana is just the ticket for curing the office blues as you take out all of your frustration on its squidgy yellow exterior. To quote the bard, "working nine to five, what a way to make a living" (Shakespeare/Dolly Parton - they're both relevant) and Monday morning can be enough to drive a grown man to fruit mutilation come lunchtime. Not that we're condoning attacks on innocent bananas. Or guilty ones for that matter.
This fruity stress buster actually feels like an overripe banana without the ghastly smell and brown patches of ick all over the skin. You can really go to town on it, squishing away to your heart's content and without any of the mess. Nobody likes explaining why they have smooshed fruit all over their desk (unless they work for a fruit durability research facility, but since they're probably just a figment of our imagination then it really is besides the point) so make sure the Stress Banana is always close to hand. It won't count towards your 5-a-day but it just might keep you sane in a crazy work environment.
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- A squidgy stress banana for you to take the week's trials and tribulations out on.
- Feels remarkably like a slightly overripe banana.
- Squeeze to your heart's content without worrying about fruit gak clogging up your workspace.
- Please keep all other bananas away from the Stress Banana - the repercussions of squeezing the wrong one are just too horrible to imagine.
- As tasty as the banana looks please do not attempt to eat it - you'll be chewing for hours and it is neither tasty nor particularly good for you.
- Suitable for ages 12 years +.
- Size: 18 x 4.2 x 4.2 cm.
